if you've read a magazine, gone on the internet, or listened to the radio lately, you've probably heard of justin beiber. you also may have heard of the millions of deranged girls he draws to him like moths to a flame. coincidentally, he also seems to damage their brains, much like how a flame can burn a moth to a crisp. now, i realize that i am not the first to rant about popular culture, but when i turned on the radio this morning to distract myself from the image of the rat my cat tore up and left on the front porch, i was only
slightly more disgusted by the memory of slimy rat guts. sadly, mainstream music nowadays is largely composed of this equation:
bouncy beat + digitally altered voice + meaningless/vulgar/objectifying lyrics + semi-attractive "artist"= major hit
but why do we listen to them? we, the people of the world (i've always wanted to say that) are the ones who make these songs major hits. why? we could chalk it up to those deranged girls, but i remain confident that fans of beiber and other "musicians" are like republicans; as a group, they do many bad things to society, but as individuals, a lot of them are pretty cool. look up tom campbell if you don't believe me on the republican thing. so who's fault is the death of real music going to be? the ipods? although vinyl aficianandos would probably disagree with me, i believe that it is possible to appreciate great music on an ipod. so, therefore, maybe we should blame our own minds.
we know that people have rioted because of music that's too unfamiliar for their brains to correctly process. (for a play by play of how this
actually happened in paris on may 29, 1913, listen to this radiolab podcast->
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2006/04/21) so maybe our brains are just
too familiar with this type of music, so much that it's addictive. if a group of neurons in our brains "freak out" when we hear music different than everything we've ever heard before (again, listen to the podcast, i'm not gonna spoil it for you), maybe they can be placated by music they've heard a million different variations of. maybe these little neurons in our heads are like couch potatoes. they can get up and do quadratic equations, but they'd much rather expend a lot less effort and watch daytime television. and we comply with their insane little neuron decisions because, to be honest, we don't much feel like actually
listening to music, we just want a little background noise.
but the insanity must stop! if we don't force our stubborn little neurons to expend some effort, a whole bunch of great music will be lost! so send your neurons to the gym, and listen to some music that you wouldn't normally listen to. it'll expand your horizons, and while i don't have proof of this, i'm sure it'll make you smarter. or at least a cooler person to hang out around. and if you discover something new that you really like, pandora it. find more music worth saving. and tell your friends to do the same [and about this blog! :)], cause living in a musical monoculture would suck.
here's a list of suggestions of artists to start with:
1. mgmt
2. broken social scene
3. cat stevens
4. tribe called quest